Dan Carter given a ‘written warning’ from Racing 92 Director of Rugby

In an extraordinary turn of events, former All Blacks legend and current Racing 92 fly-half Dan Carter has reportedly been given a written warning from the Director of Rugby at Racing for missing one of his four conversions against Northampton Saints at the weekend.

It was an incident that can only be described as “out of character” for a player of his calibre.

Camille Phillipe, a local fan from Meudon witnessed the shocking scenes at Stade Olympique Yves du Manoir and has since seen a psychologist in an attempt to “overcome the pain”. “Carter showed so much promise for New Zealand at the Rugby World Cup, we were hoping he would have a much needed impact on our team in the absence of our all time favourite, Jamie Roberts”…

Official citing video evidence can be found below.

(WARNING: some viewers may find the following footage distressing)

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